Nothing says, “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.
(Source: straight.fleshbot.com, via shutupcherita)
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
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